How long can you survive against the Hırts?
How good are you at thumb wars?
Can you run up stairs without getting winded?
How quiet are you when opening chip bags?
Do you plan your meals or just eat whatever?
How optimistic are you about Mondays?
How calm are you when WiFi goes down?
Number of friends who would actually help you
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Inspired by @wardicted's totally-not-concerning tweet